i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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