I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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