I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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