That's intense
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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