Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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