just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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