Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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