How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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