just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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