why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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