hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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