he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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