So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We have so much sex to catch up on
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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