let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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