I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Are these your boobs on my camera?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
