Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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