He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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