Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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