Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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