that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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