If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
