Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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