We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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