well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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