whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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