There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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