i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Randomize
