You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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