i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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