i jhust puked up my retainher.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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