Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just threw up on my dentist
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I see more hoeing in ur future
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