i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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