you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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