Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
So. Much. Porn.
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