so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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