He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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