problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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