it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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