she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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