do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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