everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I have post one night stand depression
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