she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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