Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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