return my video game
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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