at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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