Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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