Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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