lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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