That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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