so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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