Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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