hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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