Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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