? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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