I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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